Thursday, 10 July 2008
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Top 10 signs that it's time to see your doctor:
10. It only hurts on one side
9. It hurts on both sides
8. It has one long hair growing out of it
7. It suddenly goes away
6. It suddenly comes back
5. It moves
4. It just stays there
3. It changes shape
2. It changes colorAnd the #1 sign that it's time to see your doctor...1. It has its own Xanga page!

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Comments (8)
That's pretty disgusting.
"It" is on my friends list!
Lol. Gross.
ugh you should have put a warning on this. not for the faint of heart.
@razzlebash - i guess the medical profession is not in your future!
@alpine_white - you are observant and intuitive.
ewww....O.o
my father always asks us if it hurts on both sides. when it does, he tells us it's ok. as long as it's on both sides!
that's a funny pretend xanga page. it IS pretend right?