Pulse

  • Here's the first line of a spam I received today: "Fuck beer! Got sexy girl?" Of course I have sexy girl. I'm Fuck Beer!
  • Batman: "Where is he?!!" Criminal: "I don't know. I swear to God!!!" Batman: "Swear to ME!!!"
  • What the hell?!! I just deleted myself from my friends list...
  • The next guy that comes up to me bitching about gas prices while drinking Starbucks coffee is wearing his coffee home. STFU!
  • ah, the rain comes and washes the filth of humanity away... for a little while.
  • lurking?!! you wish.
  • Floods in the east, fires in the west, and hot as hell in Texas. I'd pray for rain but I'm afraid frogs would fall from the sky...
  • I apologized. I meant it. Either forgive me or forget me.
  • There's always less to say than gets said. I talk too much. And I say even less. And it's still too much.
  • it's so easy to do good things... theanimalrescuesite.com

About Pulse

  • Pulse is a carefree mini-blog where you can quickly say what you're doing, how you're feeling or whatever's on your mind.

    And because each entry is so short, you and your friends can send and receive pulses from a mobile phone!